You may have come across these guys. They are evasive and difficult to pin down, but basically they claim to have super duper powers such as the ability to knock hats from peoples heads by the power of thought.
I thought it might be fun to put them to the test. I have a bottle of water in my fridge and would like them to turn it to wine- it has been two thousand years since the last time this happened so we should be due another one about now. I will pay them £500 if this happens, but ask that they run me off a few extra cases while they are about it. £500 is rather a lot for a single bottle.
I will let you know how it goes. They have known about it for six months and so far the results have been… disappointing.
I live in hope.
